Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 3 by Zack Zombie

Author:Zack Zombie
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Herobrine Publishing Inc
Published: 2024-06-09T00:00:00+00:00

Monday

I looked in the mirror this morning and I noticed that something was growing on my chest.

It looked fuzzy with a green and blue color to it.

“Dad, Dad! Come in here!” I yelled.

“What is it, son?”

“Dad, what’s this green stuff growing on my chest?!!”

“Congratulations, son, you’re growing mold on your chest,” he said. “That means you are going through puberty.”

“Poo—ber—tee? What’s that? Does that have something to do with poo?!!”

“No, son. Puberty is when a young Zombie starts to become a big Zombie.”

“Soon you’ll have mold growing on your chest, back, under your arms, and your face. I even have it growing out of my ears,” Dad said.

“I’m going to have it growing out of my ears? Eeeeeww, gross!”

“Don’t worry son, you’ll get used to it,” Dad said. “Though it does get a little itchy when the bugs lay their eggs in it.”

“Also, son, you’re going to see other changes as you go through puberty.”

“Like what?” I asked.

“Well, your feet are going to get bigger, so you may feel a little clumsy at times,” he said. “And one foot usually grows bigger than the other.”

“Whoa.”

“Also, son, your voice is going to start to get deeper,” he said. “Then you’ll be able to say UUUUURRRRGGGHHH! Just like your Dad.”

“Let me try… Uuuurrgghh-squeeeekkk!”

“Yep, you’re definitely going through puberty,” Dad said.

“Here, son, you’re going to need this.” Dad handed me a small bottle.

“Pro-odor-ant .” I tried to read it. “What is it, Dad?”

“Well, son, sometimes puberty can make things happen that you don’t want. Like you’re going to start to smell different,” he said.

“What!”

“Yeah. You’re going to lose some of that nice, pungent, rotten flesh smell,” he said. “So you may have to use some Pro-odorant so that it isn’t noticeable.”

“Man… Puberty is hard.”

“Don’t worry. You’ll get used to it,” he said. “It happens to all of us.”

Man, I bet this stuff doesn’t happen to Skelee, or Slimey.

And what about Creepy? How is he going to grow mold when he doesn’t even have arms?

I bet Steve doesn’t have to go through this either.

Wow… It really stinks to be a Zombie.

Hey, maybe I won’t need the Pro-odorant after all…

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